life? carp.

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fapitalism:

My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark

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Thursday, 31st May

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benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads:

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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theeditingshop:

So…much…Tumblr.

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samrgarrett:

audinolol:

nigggatastic:

Every song you have ever loved and every song you have ever hated.

THIS. WAS. EVERYTHING. LITERALLY.

ALL THE AWARDS.

Lucky - Britney Spears

Love Story - Taylor Swift

I’m Yours - Jason Mraz

Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys

Escape - Enrique Iglesias

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

Hot & Cold - Katy Perry

The Boy Is Mine - Brandy & Monica

It’s Ok If It’s In a 3-Way - Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Lady Gaga

Whatcha Say - Jason DeRulo

Baby - Justin Bieber

You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

Take On Me - A-Ha

Jar of Hearts - Christine Perri

Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

Love the Way you Lie - Eminem Ft. Rihanna

Skyscrape - Demi Lovato

Poker Face - Lady Gaga

3 AM - Matchbox 20

Airplane - B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams

Let It Be- THe Beatles

Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

Don’t Stop Believing - Journey

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

Someone Like You - Adele

It’s All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion

Apologize - One Republic

No Scrubs - TLC

Forget You - Cee Lo Green

Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

Who’s that Lady - Isley Brothers

All I Wanna Do -Sheryl Crow

Friday - Rebecca Black

Last Friday Night - Katy Perry

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING

wat

OMFG HOLY SHIT

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAD

EARGASM

This reminds me of the “Four Chords Song” by Axis of Awesome

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brb crying

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fyeahsciencebros:

captain-rogers:

#bruce i’ve known you for ten minutes but lets be bffs and you can come over and play with my stuff and we’ll have sleepovers #bruce you should know that i don’t care about your glaring personality disorder

#the avengers: the movie in which tony acts like an ass to everyone but his new science bro

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peetababy: